Semi-hiatus Joanne Christopher is the name. New York socialite but more of an entreprenuer. You're new the city? Then I'm the woman you need to know. I can give you the rundown of who's who. Stick with me and I'll show you who to connect with and who to stay away from.We can be the best of friends or the worst of enemies.FC: Gabrielle Union



virgilmitrache:

xvodkaandlustx:

virgilmitrache:

xvodkaandlustx:

xvodkaandlustx:

Send me a ✉ and I will generate a random text from this website that my muse will send to yours.

[text] saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.

virgilmitrache

[text] I’ll be waiting.

A few hours later

[text] One more plane, and omg having to listen to this woman talk on and on about her kids or the child behind me kicking the chair.

[text] Think if it as free back massage.
[text] And learn to shut your brain off. Or simply tell her you have a big meeting to prepare for and don’t wanna lose your focus by hearing about her kids.

[text] I’m going to take it as order a few bottles of vodka on the next plane. 

[text] I’d you must. But if you get sick don’t think you’re going with me tonight. I will leave your drunk ass at the hotel.

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Movies to watch if you’re having a bad night

stepbaby:

Clueless

Sugar & Spice

Legally Blonde

John Tucker Must Die

Basically any Disney Movie Ever

13 Going on 30

Freaky Friday

Sydney White

I Love You, Man

School of Rock

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging

Empire Records

American Pie

Dumb and Dumber

Bridesmaids

Josie and the Pussycats

Smiley Face

Honey, I Shrunk The Kids

Casper

Space Jam

The Parent Trap

Matilda

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communismkills:

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

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kateordie:

bevsi:

if-dementors-were-pink:

can we just take a moment to imagine little cute nine-year-old hermione reading matilda

and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind

and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move

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Sometimes I get huffy about tumblr but then I see that 260,000 people got the same kind of chills I did reading this…

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madamenmalfoy:

xvodkaandlustx:

madamenmalfoy:

xvodkaandlustx:

"CISSY!!!! Guess what day it is? Guess! Guess! Guess!"

"Yes I’m so excited!"

"Let’s go get a puppy!!" Joanne grabbed her wife’s hand and her pursed and dashed out the door towards the nearest pet shop.

Narcissa giggled “We could’ve apparated!”

"Where’s the fun in that Cissy? Come on! I want a puppy! It’s right up the street."

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madamenmalfoy:

xvodkaandlustx:

"CISSY!!!! Guess what day it is? Guess! Guess! Guess!"

"Yes I’m so excited!"

"Let’s go get a puppy!!" Joanne grabbed her wife’s hand and her pursed and dashed out the door towards the nearest pet shop.

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madamenmalfoy:

xvodkaandlustx:

madamenmalfoy:

xvodkaandlustx:

madamenmalfoy:

xvodkaandlustx:

"CISSY!!!! Guess what day it is? Guess! Guess! Guess!"

"Okay! Let’s get a puppy then!"

"YAY!!! But wait…what kind should we get?"

"A cute one!"

"Let’s get an Afghan Hound!!"

"Yes!" *holds her hand up for a high five*

"Excellent!" Joanne reached up to return the high five. "Let’s go get us a puppy!"

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minervashogwarts:

{If I owe you, please send me the link via fanmail or submission. Please and thanks.} 

Don’t leave me!!!!

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How sexy is your name?

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 
  • B=14 
  • C=9 
  • D=28 
  • E=145 
  • F=12
  • G=3 
  • H=10 
  • I=200 
  • J=100 
  • K=114 
  • L=100 
  • M=25
  • N=450 
  • O=80 
  • P=2 
  • Q=12 
  • R=400 
  • S=113 
  • T=405
  • U=11 
  • V=10 
  • W=10 
  • X=3 
  • Y=210 
  • Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

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i made my own tag meme

  • why is
  • im gonna
  • dont
  • i cant
  • look at
  • where
  • stop
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