OC Role-playing Character Joanne Cooke is the name. New York socialite but more of an entreprenuer. You're new the city? Then I'm the woman you need to know. I can give you the rundown of who's who. Stick with me and I'll show you who to connect with and who to stay away from.We can be the best of friends or the worst of enemies.FC: Gabrielle Union



"Does he ever wash his hair?"

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“I will slap you if you say that again!”


madamenmalfoy

madamenmalfoy:

xvodkaandlustx:

madamenmalfoy:

xvodkaandlustx:

"Why can’t I acknowledge a man has a big dick Druella?"

"Well how do you even know how big Severus is!?"

"You can’t see it?! Maybe I’m the only lesbian who can see a print. You can clearly see it through his pants. Especially when he wears slacks."

"Why do you keep looking at it Joanne!?"

"Why did you sleep with Lucius? Don’t worry I’ll wait."

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“I will slap you if you say that again!”


madamenmalfoy

madamenmalfoy:

xvodkaandlustx:

"Why can’t I acknowledge a man has a big dick Druella?"

"Well how do you even know how big Severus is!?"

"You can’t see it?! Maybe I’m the only lesbian who can see a print. You can clearly see it through his pants. Especially when he wears slacks."

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Send ღ for a first kiss between our muses.

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“I will slap you if you say that again!”


madamenmalfoy

"Why can’t I acknowledge a man has a big dick Druella?"

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Sentence Starters {Abuse Edition}

doctor-bedeliadumaurier:

"You really are stupid, aren’t you?"

“I’m the only one who cares about you.”

“Don’t make me slap you again!”

“I’m sorry. I won’t do it again.”

“You’re spending too much time with him/her. You need to spend time with me.”

“I only do this because I care about you.”

“No one else, but me, would want you.”

“This is all your fault, you know.”

“Stop crying – we both know you’re faking it to get your way!”

“You’d be lost without me!”

“I will slap you if you say that again!”

“I do love you… that’s why I’m doing this.”

“You’ll come crawling back!”

“I don’t like your friends. You need to stop seeing them now.”
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"I wonder if he knows we can see his dick through his pants. It’s very distracting. He’s doing this on purpose. He’s testing me. Tame that wild animal man!"

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She has magnificent bone structure. Why aren’t we friends?

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"Her hair is outta control. I wish she’d let me tame it."

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There goes my knight in shining armor.

professor-severus-t-snape:

xvodkaandlustx:

professor-severus-t-snape:

Severus laughed. “I knee that would wake you up. Go on. Up to bed. I’ll take Anna tonight and first thing tomorrow we will go to London and find out how to get an house elf out here”

"How about you take Anna, put her in her bassinet and we both go to bed?" Joanne slowly began to open her eyes as she gently handed Anna to Severus.

"and this is why youre the smart one" he smirked. Kissing her forehead again as he took Anna and headed upstairs to settle her down for the night.

"Make you don’t wrap her up too right again. You don’t know how terrifying it is to walk in there at three in the morning and her face is turning blue." She rubbed her eyes and walked behind them but turned into their bedroom and was fast asleep on the edge of the bed.

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